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        <div class="message"><p>I'm coming up on a big milestone birthday, and honestly, I can't believe it happened so fast.&nbsp;</p>
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        <div class="message"><p>SILENT CELEBRATION&nbsp;</p>
<p>It's nearly midnight on the 5th of July&nbsp;</p>
<p>Some fireworks still boom in the distance&nbsp;</p>
<p>But here in my yard it's quiet and dark&nbsp;</p>
<p>And all I can see are these beautiful sparks&nbsp;</p>
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<p>About once a year I get a group of fun-loving, forward-thinking folks together for a group adventure to someplace <a href="/join-me-in-scotland-2021">exotic or interesting</a>. In 2019 it was Ireland.&nbsp;</p>
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<h4>Here's a lovely little piece of poetry I heard while hosting a <a href="/join-me-in-scotland-2021">group trip</a> to China:</h4>
<p>Let all things be healthy,</p>
<p>Let all things be peaceful.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Be sure to count your blessings at least once a day.</p>
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<p>Just about everybody wants to get more sleep, right?</p>
<p>Well, turns out it helps to know if you're a Lion, a Bear, a Wolf, or a Dolphin.</p>
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        <div class="message"><p>Probably because it's almost Easter, I just received an email about a brand of candy called <strong>Peeps</strong>. Honestly, I had to google it. Never heard of it. But it seems to be a big deal. Very big seller.</p>
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